Until we meet again ~

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

frozen-in-childhood:

urdnotvick:

ashashi-corner:

frozen-in-childhood:

woobiesftw:

lovin-elsanna:

magicmumu:

toodrunktofindanurl:

lovin-elsanna:

foreverfrozenhearted:

pandypaws:

frozen-in-childhood:

*is not amused by Let It Go’s lack of Golden Globe award*

ok but are we just gonna ignore the way it looks like she’s about to shove her hand up someone’s ass in this pic

Elsa: *preparing to give you a prostate exam*



DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH I’M SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY.

Relax sir and let it go.



FUUuuuuu I tried not to reblog this and failed choking on tears from laughing.

Resistance is futile.

needed the laugh XD!

Exam is done..


can I just point out how this went from Golden Globes to prostate exams and I love it so much I can’t breathe

hellobejules:

"Asexual is an excuse for being a virgin."

"Being Bi just means that you’re half gay and half straight."

"Pansexuals are just sluts."

"OMG you’re gay!! Let’s go shopping!"

"People questioning are just trying to be cool."

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

faeriepools:

Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.